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that\'s\ what\ she\ said
1. (that's what she said) (8133↑, 1029↓)
The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them." "That's what she said." "Make sure it's long enough." "That's what she said\!" "It hurts a little but it's not too bad." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!" "John, we're concerned about your drinking." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

2. (that's what she said) (3607↑, 796↓)
a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a sexual joke

simple: "its so hard\!" .. "that's what she said" more complex: "every time i pull it out i almost break my back" .. "that's what she said"

3. (that's what she said) (2959↑, 1610↓)
1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation. 2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual. 3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past. 4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis. 5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.

guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear\! guy 2: that's what she said\! guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night\! guy 2: that's what she said\!

4. (That's what she said) (1447↑, 462↓)
A term often used when a sexual [inuendo] could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke

"My god, its huge\!" "That's what she said."

5. (That's what she said) (1289↑, 337↓)
Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.

Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test. Student A "Wow, that's really hard\!" Student B "That's what she said\!" Example B: Talking about a fragile object Man A "Pull it out slowly." Man B "That's what she said\!" Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast." Man "That's what she said\!"

6. (that's what she said) (594↑, 185↓)
A statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as sexual innuendo.

Joe-Bob and Jim walk past a fitness center, where several large Swiss balls are displayed in the window. Joe-Bob says, "Those are some big balls, man,", and Jim replies, "Yeah, that's what she said\!"

7. (that's what she said) (527↑, 180↓)
hilarious innuendo that you can say for pretty much anything.

(teacher talking about clay) teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air. student- ha\! that's what she said\!

8. (That's What She Said) (430↑, 107↓)
The 'your mom' of the 2000s.

1990s: "Man, this is hard." "YOUR MOM THINKS IT'S HARD HUR HUR" 2000s: "Man, this is hard." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HUR HUR"

9. (That's what she said) (268↑, 66↓)
A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh. In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom. Jake: That's what she said Jake: Oh shit\! It's stuck in there\! Colton: That's what she said. Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed. Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

10. (That's What She Said) (245↑, 51↓)
Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

\#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"* \#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"* \#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"* \#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"* - Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"* - Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"* - Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol) *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!

Author: NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food http://thats-what-she-said.urbanup.com/3911483
11. (That's what she said) (136↑, 40↓)
A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.

Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends. Students: That's what she said\! Person \#1: Could you please pass the cream? Person \#2: That's what she said\! Person \#1: Why is it taking so long? Person \#2: That's what she said\!

12. (that's what she said) (113↑, 43↓)
1. a phrase said after ANY innocent sounding sentence that makes it seem more sexual then it actually is. Makes it seem like (insert-phrase here) was said prior, during or after sexual relations with a male or female. 2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.

Situation 1. John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven. John takes a bite and says "Aw\! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it\!" Adrian shouts, "That's what she said\!" Situation 2. Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly. In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich\! (talking about ribs)" Adrian says, "That's what she said\!" (Show progresses.) In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye\! (talking about a girl's eyes)" Gabriel says, "That's what she said\!" Situation 3. Innocent Girl comes out of pool. Innocent girl, "Wow\! That made me all wet\!" Perverted male, "That's what she said\!" Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww\!" Situation 4. Teacher talks to students in class. Teacher," What did you think of the test?" The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard" Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said" All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.

13. (that's what she said) (87↑, 21↓)
: phrase : a phrase to be said when someone says something that is not directly realted to sex, but sounds like it.

[in an ER\} Doctor: I think we need to come in from behind. Some Random Guy Who Pops Out: That's what she said.

14. (That's what she said) (115↑, 59↓)
A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework* "Tomorro i'll make it hard\!" -Teacher "No sir, don't make it hard\!" -Class "No I will, hard is good\!" -Teacher "No sir, not hard\! Big is good\!" -Class "That's what she said\!"-Cool guy at the back -"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench." -"That's what she said\!" -"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth\!" -"That's what she said\!\!" -"Im pregnant..." -"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..." More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

15. (That's what she said) (76↑, 26↓)
One of the best jokes on earth.

"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second." "That's what she said\!" "You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny." "That's what she said\! Hahaha\!" "Stop\!\! Seriously. How old are you?" "That's what she said."

16. (that's what she said) (59↑, 19↓)
used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo

(in a precalc classroom) teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them Student: that's what she said

17. (That's what she said) (42↑, 8↓)
Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.

Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?" John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one." (laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said\!"

18. (That's what she said) (48↑, 21↓)
Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.

Guy 1: "You suck" Guy 2: "That's what she said" Guy 1: "Dude stop it" Guy 2: "That's what she said\!" Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny\!" Guy 2: "That's what she said\!\!" Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you\!" Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!\!\!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW\!\! That was rough\!" Guy 1: "That's what she said"

19. (that's what she said) (33↑, 19↓)
A sexual phrase that can be said after just about anything.

Student 1- Did you do your homework? Student 2- No, it was too hard and long Student 1- that's what she said\!

20. (That's What She Said) (24↑, 14↓)
A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo. Trivia: Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office". "Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.

When giving golfing advice: "On the down stroke, squeeze really hard." Reply "That's what she said\!" When someone dose not understand something: "Come again?" Reply "That's what she said\!" During a test: "Wow, this is hard\!" Reply "That's what she said\!"

21. (That's What She Said) (33↑, 23↓)
what so many people say now

I was eating Bosco Sticks which happen to be a really greasy food for those of you who don't know and this is the conservation... me: (holding Bosco Stick(yeah stick that's what she said) and watching the grease drip out friend 1: it's leaking friends 2: squeeze it friends 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!\!

22. (that's what she said) (23↑, 16↓)
say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo: person 1: where are you?\! i'm losing without you\! person 2: shut up\! i'm doing the boss without protection. person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

23. (That's what she said) (5↑, 0↓)
That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault\!\!\! Hayley: Ew\! That's what she said\! Kate: Gross\! I meant your hose soaked me\! Hayley: That's what she said again\! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now\! Kate: FML. \that\'s\ what\ she\ said

Author: IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy http://thats-what-she-said.urbanup.com/5622974
24. (That's what she said) (9↑, 4↓)
A great joke.

Girl: "Aww. It was supposed to be fun, but I couldn't even stay awake." Boy: "That's what she said\!"

25. (that's what she said) (10↑, 5↓)
A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk\! Person 2: That's what she said\!

26. (That's what she said) (2↑, 0↓)
Used as a double entendre implying a phrase was said by a female in a sexual manner.

I was in gym class and we were doing rock climbing. I'd just put my harness on and was adjusting it, but having some trouble. Then I put the rope on, tightened the harness, and it hurt. Without even thinking about it, I said to the boy standing next to me, "This hurts between my legs." That's what she said (TWSS)

27. (that's what she said) (4↑, 2↓)
Expression used to turn somebody's statement into a sexual innuendo, or to point out that it sounded sexual. The joke being, of course, that "She" - a mysterious woman, who seems to have sex with a lot of people (and who some believe to be "Your Mom", in accordance with these kinds of joke), supposedly used that statement in a sexual context.

...That's what she said.

28. (that's what she said) (5↑, 3↓)
turning a everyday sentence into something hillarious.

that's what she said

29. (that's what she said) (7↑, 5↓)
a joke referring to the fact that something is a sexual innuendo, based on the premise that a woman said the same thing to you the previous night in bed

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!

Author: once_upon_a_time_in_life http://thats-what-she-said.urbanup.com/5364970
30. (that's what she said) (14↑, 12↓)
buy that's what she said mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them." "That's what she said." "Make sure it's long enough." "That's what she said\!" "It hurts a little but it's not too bad." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!" "John, we're concerned about your drinking." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

31. (that's what she said) (4↑, 3↓)
A joke that was funny the first few hundred times.

You: (say anything) Friend: That's what she said\! You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.

32. (that's what she said) (5↑, 4↓)
A joke that is, actually, not very funny.

mother - "Don't do that, I'm your mother \!" stupid son - "That's what she said \!"

33. (that's what she said) (2↑, 1↓)
A joke made to emphasize any reference to sex that could possibly be extracted out of a sentence. Another variation is "that's what he said".

bob: "crap, its stuck and it wont come out\!" bill bob:" That's what he said." bill: "Yeah, now you can just stick it in there." billy joe: 'That's what she said."

34. (That's what she said) (11↑, 11↓)
A phrase that is addicting to say once one person refers to it...sometimes taken out of contex so it may not even make sense... a sex joke, aka things that 'she' would say during sex Btw, 'she' is a dirty little slore

Bob: Yeah I had some jello yesterday Pete: That's what she said\! Bob: That doesn't even make sense... Pete: That's what she said\! Bob: Dude, shut up Pete: That's what she said\!

35. (That's What She Said) (2↑, 4↓)
The gayist joke that man has ever created. Let's just say it got REALLY old REALL fast..

"Man that took forever." "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!" "Hahaha\! SHUT THE FUCK UP\!\!"

36. (That's What She Said) (6↑, 10↓)
A phrase used to hint at something that sounded sexual in a statement.

Person 1: Cockfighting is illegal Person 2: Hahaha\! That's What She Said\!

37. (That's what she said) (3↑, 8↓)
A term used to make anything sound like a sex joke.

Man 1: "Don't look at me." Man 2: "That's what she said\!"

38. (that's what she said) (27↑, 32↓)
The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please. Carol: That's what she said\! ---- Carol: Did you [eat it]? K: I put it in my mouth. Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\! ---- K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left. Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!\!\!\! Wait...

39. (That's what she said) (6↑, 13↓)
Originally used in the tv show "The Office" It is a term to be used as a inside joke when some says something innocent but sounds inappropriate to your ears. Also, the internet slang for TWSS.

"I can't get it in\!" That's what she said. "Can you help me put this out?" That's what she said. "Hold on to this stick" Thats what she said.

40. (That's what she said) (15↑, 24↓)
The most hilarious joke ever, used frequently around the world, can be used to make absolutely ANYTHING sound sexual.

*on the beach with your parents* Mom: AWWW LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE CRABS\!\!\! Me: That's what she said.

41. (that's what she said) (148↑, 186↓)
An interjection used when someone, usually a male, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "she" supposedly refers to the guy's girlfriend.

Teacher: (referring to a worksheet) "If you can't fit it on the front, you could [do it] on the back." Student: "That's what she said\!" Student A: "Was the test [easy]?" Student B: "That's what she said\!"

42. (That's What She Said) (19↑, 66↓)
a) One of the DUMBEST sexual-based jokes. b) A joke used to make anything sound sexual. She, being the imaginary girl he *supposedly* had "it" with. She said, meaning what she said during the process of his *imaginary* sexual intercourse.

Ex: Teacher: Bob, give it to me, it's mine\! Boy: That's what she said\! Ex 2: Boy 1: Ew man\! Look, I got it all over me\! Boy 2: Woah dude, you're gonna have to rub this all over it\! Boy 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID\!

43. (That's What she said) (16↑, 68↓)
A phrase to make something sexual, never used in referencing to the girl that the other person was with, only used when talking about girl YOU were with.

Its so big that's What she said NOT ITs so small Thats what she said, TO YOU\! ^ | is fail

44. (that's what she said) (219↑, 286↓)
A phrase that is said after anything that could possibly be turned dirty to make it an innuendo. Sometimes serves to burn the person who said something somewhat sexual. But there is a comeback.

person 1 "those balls look bouncy" person 2 "that's what she said" person 1 "when you were concieved, hahahaa\!"

45. (that's what she said) (7↑, 94↓)
The statement to use when somebody says something is difficult or says something that is in any way feminine i.e. making the other person appear girl-like.

person1: The strength test was really challenging. person2: That's what she said\!\!

46. (That's what she said) (31↑, 125↓)
a word that is used as a sexual innuendo used to joke around and can get extremely annoying when your youth paster keeps you up till 3 a.m. saying "that's what she said jokes" at a 30 hour famine. WARNING\!\!\! These jokes are not funny when said by females. Most females say the phrase obnoxiously and they do not know when a good time to say it is.

girls: My butt hurts\! guy: That's what she said\! (people talking about cabin seen on internet) guy: It looked bigger on the internet. Fuego(Chris): That's what she said\! (Girl saying the phrase) girl A: That's supid. girl B: That's what she said\!

47. (that's what she said) (76↑, 178↓)
something that is much funnier when the preceding phrase can in no way be construed as innuendo...... in-ur-endo\!

Professor: ...and that is the Big Bang Theory. Student: (nonchalantly) Yes, that's what she said.

48. (That's what she said) (37↑, 227↓)
1) An expression used when quoting a noteworthy passage by a female writer. 2) An expression akin in meaning to "As the actress said to the bishop", and about as [funny] too, which is to say not very.

Jake: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." Elwood: That's what she said\!

49. (that's what she said) (165↑, 546↓)
A response you can say after just about anything to turn it into a sexual inuendo.

Hard to explain in writing, just try it out when you're hangin around your friends.

50. (that's what she said) (59↑, 649↓)
Citizen Band 10 code is 10-5 for that's what she said

Bob: Put it on the other side Joe: 10-5

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